Jeremy's Clog http://tribs.net/nucleus/ en-us Nucleus CMS v3.2 © Weblog http://backend.userland.com/rss http://tribs.net/nucleus//nucleus/nucleus2.gif Jeremy's Clog http://tribs.net/nucleus/ <![CDATA[Wisdom]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=22 (19:10:24) Bcguitar33: if i keep grinding at this i'm gonna throw a tantrum
(19:10:55) x pj rockstar x: sometimes it's better to just walk away for a bit
(19:11:28) x pj rockstar x: life is like a pina colada
(19:11:30) x pj rockstar x: (hear me out on this one)
(19:11:56) x pj rockstar x: you throw the pina colada crap and ice in a blender, mix it up, and hope for a nice smooth yummy drink
(19:12:03) x pj rockstar x: but then you pour it and the fucker has chunks!
(19:12:21) x pj rockstar x: if you had only let it settle, then blended again, you could have enjoyed your goddamn drink! goddamn jesus H christ!
(19:12:23) x pj rockstar x: so walk away
(19:12:25) x pj rockstar x: and blend again later
(19:12:26) x pj rockstar x: hahaha
(19:12:30) x pj rockstar x: i'm thirsty]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=22 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:16:14 -0700 <![CDATA[Shameful Plug]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=21
Bailey: god when i have a boyfriend/underage minor, one of our songs needs to be a nickleback song
Me: hahahaha
Me: i think nickleback works well for older girlfriend younger boyfriend
Me: i think it needs to be something a little more fucked for older boyfriend younger girlfriend
Me: and i'm not sure what it would be but i'm gonna think about it while i brb
Bailey: haha
Bailey: okay i'll think it over while i eat my lunch
Bailey: be back in a few
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Bailey: i think a dude dating a high school girl would really love-

TO READ THE REST YOU HAVE TO GO TO BAILEY'S SITE! CLICK HERE DOOD]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=21 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:03:45 -0700 <![CDATA[At least he's got a plan]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=20 Th3DanMan: what's the a quote from?
Bcguitar33: shakespeare
Bcguitar33: your google fu is weak, my son
Th3DanMan: I know
Th3DanMan: Who killed the Minotaur?
Th3DanMan: Hercules or Theseus?
Bcguitar33: you're gonna have to learn to look things up
Bcguitar33: what're you gonna do when i'm dead?
Th3DanMan: laugh really hard
Bcguitar33: lol
Th3DanMan: and probably draw a cock on your face]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=20 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:07:33 -0700 <![CDATA[When you're right, you're right.]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=19 rautiocination: otherwise its just a polygon jerk]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=19 Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:28:34 -0700 <![CDATA[Footprints, Part 2]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=18 "That, my son, is from when I tired too," he replied, "and Superman carried us both."]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=18 Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:04:09 -0700 <![CDATA[Poor lil fella]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=17 General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=17 Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:30:12 -0700 <![CDATA[Why do I have to title these?]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=16 Th3DanMan: it was so gross
Th3DanMan: so I took off the hat]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=16 Mon, 30 Jan 2006 23:32:04 -0700 <![CDATA[Important Question]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=15 General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=15 Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:45:38 -0700 <![CDATA[Open Season on Santa]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=14
Bcguitar33: Wanna get liquored up and harass some minorities?
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!

scor24pio: do you eat babies?
SantaClaus: Well, Mrs. Claus is a wonderful cook and I'll eat anything that she makes.


SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM and tonight is the big night! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
x pj rockstar x: naughty, oh very naughty Santa
x pj rockstar x: What else do you want me to streeeeetch, Santa?
SantaClaus: I think you know.


Bcguitar33: Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love?
SantaClaus: Because (obviously) -- Christmas.


x pj rockstar x: hey santa!
SantaClaus: Hello.
x pj rockstar x: what's up
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?
x pj rockstar x: sprit?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
x pj rockstar x: because you said it
x pj rockstar x: are you drunk Santa?
SantaClaus: Of course, I am real.

Bcguitar33: Santa, I need you to slap me like a ho.
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.


The aftermath:
x pj rockstar x: WHY AM I IN SANTA FONT
Bcguitar33: because santa is a VIRUS
Bcguitar33: every year it infects someone new then kills the old santa
Bcguitar33: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DELIVER THE PRESENTS THIS YEAR
x pj rockstar x: NOooooooooooooooooo
x pj rockstar x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhheitjkl
x pj rockstar x: I HAVE A BEARD
x pj rockstar x: transfermatino isa almost compleete
x pj rockstar x: let me take a picture
x pj rockstar x: with my fdij digital
x pj rockstar x: then I MUST GO DELIEVER PRESENT
*HICCUP*
x pj rockstar x: ]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=14 Sat, 24 Dec 2005 14:27:50 -0700 <![CDATA[Bailey's Holiday Cheer]]> http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=13 scor24pio: you mean drunk?
SantaClaus: Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.
scor24pio: are you drunk now santa?
SantaClaus: Well, are you real? I'm here talking to you. Of course, I'm real.
scor24pio: but are you real drunk? you're evading the question
SantaClaus:
Of course I am real. As long as you believe in me, I will be real.
scor24pio: i believe that you're drunk
SantaClaus:
It makes me so happy to hear you believe!
scor24pio: do you believe in slavery santa?
SantaClaus: In you, of course!]]> General http://tribs.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=13 Sat, 24 Dec 2005 14:18:32 -0700
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