Just in case anybody actually reads this thing, I'm gonna put in a teaser for Bailey's site:

Bailey: god when i have a boyfriend/underage minor, one of our songs needs to be a nickleback song
Me: hahahaha
Me: i think nickleback works well for older girlfriend younger boyfriend
Me: i think it needs to be something a little more fucked for older boyfriend younger girlfriend
Me: and i'm not sure what it would be but i'm gonna think about it while i brb
Bailey: haha
Bailey: okay i'll think it over while i eat my lunch
Bailey: be back in a few
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Bailey: i think a dude dating a high school girl would really love-

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