Well, Bailey and I have been enjoying forcing the santa bot into some sticky situations, so why not send him an IM on AIM and join the fun? IM your funny stuff to me or leave it as a comment and I'll add it to this entry.

Bcguitar33: Wanna get liquored up and harass some minorities?
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!

scor24pio: do you eat babies?
SantaClaus: Well, Mrs. Claus is a wonderful cook and I'll eat anything that she makes.


SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM and tonight is the big night! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
x pj rockstar x: naughty, oh very naughty Santa
x pj rockstar x: What else do you want me to streeeeetch, Santa?
SantaClaus: I think you know.


Bcguitar33: Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love?
SantaClaus: Because (obviously) -- Christmas.


x pj rockstar x: hey santa!
SantaClaus: Hello.
x pj rockstar x: what's up
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?
x pj rockstar x: sprit?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
x pj rockstar x: because you said it
x pj rockstar x: are you drunk Santa?
SantaClaus: Of course, I am real.

Bcguitar33: Santa, I need you to slap me like a ho.
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.


The aftermath:
x pj rockstar x: WHY AM I IN SANTA FONT
Bcguitar33: because santa is a VIRUS
Bcguitar33: every year it infects someone new then kills the old santa
Bcguitar33: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DELIVER THE PRESENTS THIS YEAR
x pj rockstar x: NOooooooooooooooooo
x pj rockstar x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhheitjkl
x pj rockstar x: I HAVE A BEARD
x pj rockstar x: transfermatino isa almost compleete
x pj rockstar x: let me take a picture
x pj rockstar x: with my fdij digital
x pj rockstar x: then I MUST GO DELIEVER PRESENT
*HICCUP*
x pj rockstar x: