SantaClaus: Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
scor24pio: you mean drunk?
SantaClaus: Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.
scor24pio: are you drunk now santa?
SantaClaus: Well, are you real? I'm here talking to you. Of course, I'm real.
scor24pio: but are you real drunk? you're evading the question
SantaClaus:
Of course I am real. As long as you believe in me, I will be real.
scor24pio: i believe that you're drunk
SantaClaus:
It makes me so happy to hear you believe!
scor24pio: do you believe in slavery santa?
SantaClaus: In you, of course!